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Superman · « **on:** November 20, 2010, 01:02:30 AM »

Martin and Dora broke up.

LG, where are you? Hold me.

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #1 on:** November 20, 2010, 01:41:51 AM »

I'm here.

Dora's a bitch. All girls are bitches. Marten is better off without her and he stupid paranoia that all women seem to carry around quietly. Oh, they won't admit it's there, they'll all pretend they're confident and sassy, but when it all comes down to it they just want someone to hold and no mortal man can live up to the delusion years of crappy romance novels, chick flicks and gender sterotyping have instilled in their heads. Girls suck.

Also, I got dumped recently because my ex "couldn't handle a relationship right now". We'd been together three years. So I may, like Marten, also be a bit bitter right now. The above should be read in that context.

I need to date a woman. I hear they are better and more intune with their head.

Superman · « **Reply #2 on:** November 20, 2010, 02:16:25 AM »

Agreed. You know, I didn't like her. When she started hitting on him it felt so predatory. Also, who does that to their friend? Faye should have punched her in the cunt. But then I was all like, oh they're awesome together and they're going to have babies and live happily ever after. Then it turns out she got into this thing even though she obviously couldn't handle it and had to have known she couldn't. Why the flying fuck did she move in with him if she didn't think she could trust him? Seriously!

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #3 on:** November 20, 2010, 02:23:10 AM »

That's just it. She KNOWS she has trust issues. She could have been upfront and said to Marten "Okay, lets talk about stuff before we jump into this." No, she just wants the good life, she wants her knight in shining armour to be totally malleable to everything she does and feels with no soul and raison d'etre apart from being with her. That's not a partner, that's a servant. Total user.

Watch this space. Faye is going to kick the living suitcase out of her for being a douche.

Superman · « **Reply #4 on:** November 20, 2010, 02:38:26 AM »

"Boo hoo hoo, boys treated me like shit. Well, I guess that means I get to walk all over the first nice guy that walks into my life." Cunt.

The Pamasaurus · « **Reply #5 on:** November 20, 2010, 03:44:49 AM »

What the shit is this shit about?

Superman · « **Reply #6 on:** November 20, 2010, 05:04:12 AM »

Dora's been an overpossessive bitch for months now and has been going off the handle on Martin over nothing. Once when some girl tried to get his number and he totally blew her off and again when Faye was having boy troubles and Martin was consoling her. It finally came out that all her past boyfriends were jerks and that's why she can't trust Martin. Then Dora and Faye were joking about what kind of porn Martin probably looks at and Dora decided she was going to look on Martin's computer. Martin asked her not to, but she did anyway. Martin got pissed at Dora so she dumped him.

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #7 on:** November 20, 2010, 13:28:15 PM »

Quote from: Superman on November 20, 2010, 05:04:12 AM

Dora's been an overpossessive bitch for months now and has been going off the handle on Martin over nothing. Once when some girl tried to get his number and he totally blew her off...

I'd forgotten about that. Whack job.

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #8 on:** November 22, 2010, 00:04:00 AM »

I was watching Music Man today and Mrs. Peroo's line to Marion in 'Piano Lessons' made me think of this thread.

"I know all about your standards
And if you don't mind my sayin' so
There's not a man alive
Who could hope to measure up to that blend'a
Paul Bunyan, Saint Pat and Noah Webster
You've got concocted for yourself outta your Irish imagination,
Your Iowa stubbornness, and your library fulla' books!"

Marion has turned down lovers, in fact she later sings a song about all the men who have courted her, because they aren't what she thinks love should be. Of course, Marion ends up getting with a total scam-artist who lies through his teeth to get what he wants: it's just that the lies he tells are the ones she wants to hear. Is that Meredith Wilson's idea of true love?

Superman · « **Reply #9 on:** November 22, 2010, 03:07:39 AM »

~~No. It's Wilson's very accurate portrayal of that kind of person.~~

*edit*

Wait. No. The point was that all those men were "perfect", but Hill was the man she loved. It's about true emotions transcending the superficial.

Only you would bring up Music Man here. ...and have it be totally relevant.

lanky · « **Reply #10 on:** November 22, 2010, 09:18:11 AM »

Quote from: The Pamasaurus on November 20, 2010, 03:44:49 AM

What the shit is this shit about?

It is about Questionable Content

Superman · « **Reply #11 on:** November 22, 2010, 09:58:57 AM »

Jokes are funnier when you explain them.

The Pamasaurus · « **Reply #12 on:** November 22, 2010, 12:10:45 PM »

Oh. I thought they turned into teenage girls.

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #13 on:** November 22, 2010, 12:13:10 PM »

Quote from: The Pamasaurus on November 22, 2010, 12:10:45 PM

Oh. I thought they turned into teenage girls.

Keep wishing honey, it ain't gonna happen.

Quote from: Superman on November 22, 2010, 03:07:39 AM

The point was that all those men were "perfect", but Hill was the man she loved. It's about true emotions transcending the superficial.

But it's not anything more than superficial. She's going to turn Hill in until she sees that her little brother has a positive reaction to him and decides that her little brother's happiness is more important than being right. Had any of those other guys got Winthrop to come out of his shell and then proceeded to get her accepted by the society girls she would have jumped on their rythym stick faster than the members of the schoolboard get into an argument.

Anyway... hurry up and upload Monday's comic Jeph!

Superman · « **Reply #14 on:** November 22, 2010, 16:32:57 PM »

Not enough progression for me.

Superman · « **Reply #15 on:** November 22, 2010, 16:35:35 PM »

Also, Faye pointed out pretty much the same thing you did.

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #16 on:** November 22, 2010, 17:48:59 PM »

We can only get so much story in 4 panels. Though *edit: I hope* Faye is going to say something to her.

Superman · « **Reply #17 on:** November 23, 2010, 21:01:18 PM »

Awwwww...

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #18 on:** November 24, 2010, 11:20:35 AM »

Why are the hot ones always crazy?

Superman · « **Reply #19 on:** November 24, 2010, 13:19:04 PM »

I don't know. I just went for the crazy one and she turned out to be hot.

daddy · « **Reply #20 on:** November 24, 2010, 13:21:20 PM »

Quote from: Superman on November 24, 2010, 13:19:04 PM

I don't know. I just went for the crazy one and she turned out to be hot.

Superman · « **Reply #21 on:** November 25, 2010, 03:28:31 AM »

Oh Sven.

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #22 on:** November 26, 2010, 16:13:40 PM »

Superman, why do chicks always cry?

Superman · « **Reply #23 on:** November 27, 2010, 07:04:25 AM »

Shut up! I'm not a chick. I just... I have something in my eye.

Oh, Hanners. Yeah. I forgot all about Hanners. Who ever would have thought she's be taking this so hard?

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #24 on:** December 03, 2010, 19:37:30 PM »

I think it's a typical reaction from her. I think she's the sort of person who can struggle with change a bit.

Speaking of which, is Marten's mum going to fuck some shit up? Hulk smash!

Superman · « **Reply #25 on:** December 04, 2010, 02:56:53 AM »

And she and Dora got along so well.

Superman · « **Reply #26 on:** December 08, 2010, 14:41:41 PM »

Is Pintsized the best friend in the world or the creepiest?

Superman · « **Reply #27 on:** December 16, 2010, 01:21:07 AM »

*facepalm* Martin. Seriously?

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #28 on:** December 18, 2010, 10:00:25 AM »

Quote from: Superman on December 08, 2010, 14:41:41 PM

Is Pintsized the best friend in the world or the creepiest?

Best. Definitely the best. Most honorable intentions ever.

And lighten up on Marty. He was absolutely plastered.

I'm happy now. Caught up on all my reading.

Superman · « **Reply #29 on:** December 18, 2010, 11:18:43 AM »

I don't know. I feel like Martin reinforced al of Dora's fears right there.

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #30 on:** December 18, 2010, 12:33:48 PM »

There is always fear in a relationship because you've put your trust and faith in someone that isn't yourself. But there is a difference in rational fear and irrational fear. Dora is completely irrational, because (as Faye illustrated so eloquently) it will never happen. Marten drank a bottle of bourbon and blew off steam about the whole situation. I can't hold him to that and niether does Faye. Dora hanging off Marten-Faye's relationship, fearing that every little thing would spark them together is nothing short of ludicrous and proved the catalyst to most of their fights.

lanky · « **Reply #31 on:** December 18, 2010, 17:12:06 PM »

They've grown so much recently...

daddy · « **Reply #32 on:** December 23, 2010, 20:26:30 PM »

Holy fuck I regret ever posting a reply in this thread. deletedeletedelete!!!

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #33 on:** June 23, 2011, 11:12:21 AM »

Bitch.

Superman · « **Reply #34 on:** June 23, 2011, 14:35:45 PM »

In all fairness, Martin was hitting on alter-Dora a long time ago.

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #35 on:** June 23, 2011, 20:34:00 PM »

In all fairness, Martin doesn't have major trust issues that screw up a relationship. Why lead some guy on when you know you're not right? Dora's going out with this guy for one thing and only one thing: to feel good about herself. And that's poison.

Superman · « **Reply #36 on:** June 24, 2011, 01:53:02 AM »

Very good point.

Superman · « **Reply #37 on:** June 25, 2011, 05:01:54 AM »

41? What the fuck!

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #38 on:** June 25, 2011, 06:22:16 AM »

Quote from: Superman on June 25, 2011, 05:01:54 AM

41? What the fuck!

Yeaaaaah....

Still, I have no objection to consenting adults. They both own a business so there's some shared ground there to harvest from.

Superman · « **Reply #39 on:** September 10, 2011, 05:13:40 AM »

Why is Momo a real person now? Seriously?

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #40 on:** September 14, 2011, 21:24:19 PM »

It could work, and it's Jeff. He just rolls around and stuff comes out.

Superman · « **Reply #41 on:** November 29, 2012, 08:06:08 AM »

Quote from: The Pamasaurus on November 22, 2010, 12:10:45 PM

Oh. I thought they turned into teenage girls.

Bwahahaha!

Start hereish and read forward to today.

*edit*

Oh crap. That's like 100 strips. ...do it anyway.

Poopyhead pianoman ♫ · « **Reply #42 on:** November 29, 2012, 11:33:10 AM »

The first Questionable Content I read was boring. But I like what I'm reading now.

Superman · « **Reply #43 on:** November 29, 2012, 14:34:14 PM »

It's the bestest.

Poopyhead pianoman ♫ · « **Reply #44 on:** November 30, 2012, 12:56:31 PM »

Has anyone noticed that Marigold looks a bit like Pam?

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2295

Also, video games.

Also, it's not a good idea to stab yourself in the hand when you're an artist.
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2309

Superman · « **Reply #45 on:** December 08, 2012, 07:41:54 AM »

I don't have a Pam shrine to compare to, but I don't see the resemblance.

taintedpurity33 · « **Reply #46 on:** December 08, 2012, 12:04:19 PM »

::giggles::

Poopyhead pianoman ♫ · « **Reply #47 on:** December 11, 2012, 06:39:22 AM »

Quote from: Superman on December 08, 2012, 07:41:54 AM

I don't have a Pam shrine to compare to, but I don't see the resemblance.

Just a pianoman shrine, eh.

Superman · « **Reply #48 on:** December 12, 2012, 08:57:03 AM »

No. My girlfriend made me take it apart and put it in the garage.

Poopyhead pianoman ♫ · « **Reply #49 on:** December 12, 2012, 16:24:16 PM »

What is it with girls you like and shrines? /rhetoric

Superman · « **Reply #50 on:** December 13, 2012, 05:15:02 AM »

Right?

taintedpurity33 · « **Reply #51 on:** December 13, 2012, 07:54:38 AM »

Heh, PM just called himself a girl.

Superman · « **Reply #52 on:** December 13, 2012, 08:09:09 AM »

For $20, Pianoman will be anything you want.

The Pamasaurus · « **Reply #53 on:** December 13, 2012, 09:09:38 AM »

....the fuck?!

Just when I thought PM couldn't get any creepier.

Poopyhead pianoman ♫ · « **Reply #54 on:** December 13, 2012, 12:54:59 PM »

Girls you like = Superman's girlfriends

Keep up, people.

Poopyhead pianoman ♫ · « **Reply #55 on:** December 13, 2012, 18:20:02 PM »

Quote from: The Pamasaurus on December 13, 2012, 09:09:38 AM

....the fuck?!

Just when I thought PM couldn't get any creepier.

Heyyy... I somewhat disagree with that.

The Pamasaurus · « **Reply #56 on:** December 14, 2012, 01:24:22 AM »

Dude, I have neither acne nor Asperger's.

Superman · « **Reply #57 on:** December 14, 2012, 04:25:19 AM »

Does Mar have Aspergers?

The Pamasaurus · « **Reply #58 on:** December 14, 2012, 07:37:20 AM »

I don't read this comic, but that particular section PM linked makes the character seem socially retarded.

Superman · « **Reply #59 on:** December 14, 2012, 07:49:00 AM »

That's for sure.

Poopyhead pianoman ♫ · « **Reply #60 on:** December 14, 2012, 21:31:38 PM »

Quote from: The Pamasaurus on December 14, 2012, 01:24:22 AM

Dude, I have neither acne nor Asperger's.

Quote from: The Pamasaurus on December 14, 2012, 07:37:20 AM

I don't read this comic, but that particular section PM linked makes the character seem socially retarded.

I don't know how you can diagnose Asperger's from a still frame of a comically drawn character. I still say you have long brown hair, glasses with frames like Marigold's, and love computer games.