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Enviro-Bear (Mobile)
« on: March 12, 2011, 05:50:27 AM »
Ummm. It's a bear driving simulator. ...yeah.

It's available on mobile devices. I don't know about other platforms. You have to drive your bear around and collect fish and berries and then drive into a cave to hibernate.

It's easily one of the worst games I've played, and yet, that somehow pushes it up to one of the best games.

There's only one control. The bear's hand. You have to use the bears had to manipulate other things on the screen. You move the hand over to the shifter to put the car in drive, over the pedal to press the gas, on the steering wheel to steer, to pick up fish and berries to eat them. It sounds dumb and clumsy, but that's sort of the point of the game.

The graphics are... MSPaint-esque. So the graphics are horrible yet endearing at the same time.

I can't say that the game is good in any measurable sense, yet I have to recommend it highly. Seriously go play it.
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Re: Enviro-Bear
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2011, 12:08:34 PM »
You’re sick.
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Re: Enviro-Bear
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2011, 15:32:07 PM »
Actually, no.


Sure, MS Paint, but it's 3-d MSP, which is awesome. Also, there are OTHER bears driving cars, you can interact with, also if you slam a rock and a piece of rock falls in your car, you can use it to jam the gas so you only need 1 hand to drive.

It's the most shallow deep game I've ever played.

....not to forget thost $#@%ing raccoons on the 3rd year onwards, or those crazy bees. Man, $%#$ bees.
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Re: Enviro-Bear
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2011, 10:37:38 AM »
I only made it to the second year. There were badgers though. Damn they're hard to throw out of the sun roof.

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Re: Enviro-Bear
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2011, 16:35:26 PM »
I only made it to the second year. There were badgers though. Damn they're hard to throw out of the sun roof.

Year 3 baby. I THINK I made it to four, but there is a point the game just.. yeah, you have to take a break.
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Re: Re: Enviro-Bear
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2011, 11:02:24 AM »
The mushrooms! Oh god the mushrooms.

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Re: Enviro-Bear
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2011, 20:24:45 PM »
I deleted it. My work was suffering, I was faking conference calls to get more time on the game.
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