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Split penis
« on: April 08, 2010, 11:18:44 PM »
Lo! I have returned from afar. And I have seen many things, some of which I have brought back to show you.

What's better than a man with one penis? Certainly not a man with two?! (Hint: Watch the video. You'll thank me for it.)

http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2009/07/Split-Cock.aspx
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Re: Split penis
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2010, 01:34:32 AM »
Weird, yet I've seen it before...

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2010, 02:09:28 AM »
...huh.

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2010, 03:13:08 AM »
I hope that's not something he did to himself on purpose.

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2010, 03:19:48 AM »
I sort of seems intentional.

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2010, 05:31:38 AM »
That is not a turn on. At all. To anyone.

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2010, 07:14:39 AM »
Also... it doesn't really do ...what it's supposed to anymore.

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2010, 10:11:00 AM »
When I see people do extreme body mods like this that I know they'll get lots of shit for, I feel like they're kind of saying to the world "fuck off, this is mine". I like that.  I admire their ownership over their body.

Or maybe some people find it more aesthetically pleasing to have a split cock.  I dunno.
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Re: Split penis
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2010, 10:15:42 AM »
You can't make me look!!!

If the hell I'm supposed to pay is coming due, I will write the devil another IOU.

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2010, 10:41:47 AM »
You can't make me look!!!

You really don't want to. Don't do it.

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2010, 02:44:24 PM »
He actually did it himself over a couple of months with a razor blade.

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2010, 12:13:47 PM »
**sharp inhale of breath**

ow.

edit: Ok I just finally got to watch the video and now I need to go spew.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2010, 12:30:54 PM by spider »
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Re: Split penis
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2010, 05:28:18 PM »
He sperms out the middle. Epic fail on the reproduction.....



....which means WIN FOR HUMANITY!
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Re: Split penis
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2010, 05:38:38 PM »
Very good point.

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2010, 07:03:37 PM »
He sperms out the middle
You mean ejaculates right?

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2010, 08:04:12 PM »
Sure, still epic fail
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Re: Split penis
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2010, 01:51:59 AM »
Ejaculate is a pretty generous term for what's happening there.

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2010, 03:06:07 AM »
Ejaculate is a pretty generous term for what's happening there.

Hahaha!

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2010, 03:34:13 AM »
Yeah, I'm still going with 'sperms out the middle'
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Re: Split penis
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2010, 10:39:56 AM »
Lankyland: turning "sperms" into a verb

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2010, 06:09:20 PM »
I still dig the 'nothing is taboo' line - bitching, moaning and also talking was funny, but not an accurate representation.
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Re: Split penis
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2010, 06:56:20 PM »
Ejaculate is a pretty generous term for what's happening there.
Yeah, it's more like a sneeze between two mushrooms.

**sharp inhale of breath**

ow.

edit: Ok I just finally got to watch the video and now I need to go spew.
You're welcome.
LOL @ Pam... if I had $20 for every time someone used that word with me... well....

I'd probably have like $60

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2010, 10:31:01 AM »
Ejaculate is a pretty generous term for what's happening there.
Yeah, it's more like a sneeze between two mushrooms.
:supersmile:   I never want to see this thread again, and especially this post.  Yes, this smiley is appropriate, it's the look on my face right now as my mind tries to give itself a lobotomy to forget what it's seen here.
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Re: Split penis
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2010, 04:59:12 PM »
This thread will never die.
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Re: Split penis
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2010, 07:48:07 PM »
This thread will never die.
Not while I live to bump it.

Hey spider. ACHOO!
LOL @ Pam... if I had $20 for every time someone used that word with me... well....

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #25 on: June 21, 2010, 06:49:52 AM »
So.... think this guy gets it from freaky chicks?
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Re: Split penis
« Reply #26 on: June 21, 2010, 01:14:12 PM »
Maybe chicks with bifurcated tongues.

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #27 on: June 21, 2010, 01:37:23 PM »
Obviously this guy can still spooge but does he gain pleasure from it?
LOL @ Pam... if I had $20 for every time someone used that word with me... well....

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2010, 03:52:02 PM »
Pam, would you hit that?
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Re: Split penis
« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2010, 01:19:25 AM »
Pam, would you hit that?

Yes. With my fists. To keep it away from me.

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #30 on: June 24, 2010, 05:12:57 PM »
Pam, would you hit that?

Yes. With my fists. To keep it away from me.
Mmm, deep stimahlation.
LOL @ Pam... if I had $20 for every time someone used that word with me... well....

I'd probably have like $60

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2010, 04:16:22 AM »
It's like she's SAYING no but she really means YES
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Re: Split penis
« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2010, 07:30:29 PM »
*sneeze*

Oh, dang. Somebody get me a tissue.
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Re: Split penis
« Reply #33 on: August 19, 2010, 02:38:18 PM »
Two tissues. For 2 different directions.
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Re: Split penis
« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2010, 01:42:27 PM »
Two tissues. For 2 different directions.
Yyyeahhh. That's gross. Even compared to me posting the video in the first place.
LOL @ Pam... if I had $20 for every time someone used that word with me... well....

I'd probably have like $60

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Re: Split penis
« Reply #35 on: September 10, 2010, 05:42:52 PM »
....and this is the reason we never lock threads.
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