Author Topic: Random Naughty Pic - NSFW (Read 8368 times)

lanky · « **on:** June 02, 2008, 01:14:24 AM »

After Moral Orel's suggestion that we need more pr0n I figured we could all randomly post an image in this thread that was pornographic in nature.

KGO!

spider ☭ · « **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2008, 12:16:14 PM »

Isn't that already taking place in the Moar Pr0ns thread?

lanky · « **Reply #2 on:** June 02, 2008, 12:32:28 PM »

well i thought that was meant to stay in the Suggestion Board and was going to be closed. Besides, two threads is surely better than one.

Also - TITS OR GTFO. All posts need to have a naughty image included.

spider ☭ · « **Reply #3 on:** June 02, 2008, 01:14:09 PM »

I don't see a sign saying no "BYO". I have my own tits. Therefore, I can post and there will always be tits, even without attachments.

I'm glad to see the lessons of the old lankyland have been well-learnt.

lanky · « **Reply #4 on:** June 02, 2008, 01:50:00 PM »

Pics or it didn't happen. You have your own tits, post them then

*edit: the image appears to have been corrupted so I have replaced it with two other images instead

lanky · « **Reply #5 on:** June 06, 2008, 03:49:02 PM »

you guys don't seem to be contributing very much

Superman · « **Reply #6 on:** June 07, 2008, 08:45:04 AM »

Quote from: spider on June 02, 2008, 01:14:09 PM

I'm glad to see the lessons of the old lankyland have been well-learnt.

Want to see my 4,000 emails from bots trying to infiltrate Lankyland?

spider ☭ · « **Reply #7 on:** June 10, 2008, 01:03:37 PM »

Quote from: Superman on June 07, 2008, 08:45:04 AM

Quote from: spider on June 02, 2008, 01:14:09 PM
I'm glad to see the lessons of the old lankyland have been well-learnt.

Want to see my 4,000 emails from bots trying to infiltrate Lankyland?

Want to see my pokemans? Then STFU.

lanky · « **Reply #8 on:** June 10, 2008, 01:28:40 PM »

If by Pokemans you mean tits then yes I do and I will STFU so I can get some pics of tits

spider ☭ · « **Reply #9 on:** June 10, 2008, 01:47:14 PM »

I think you'd be disappointed that they weren't pokemans. I'm beginning to see they aren't so great. Jones tried to make me believe they were awesome, but while he's been away this weekend, I've gone through his porn drawer, and I'm not sure his standards regarding breasts are much to go by.

Perhaps though Superman should just chalk this up to his Grand Theory of Female Tit obsession.

lanky · « **Reply #10 on:** June 10, 2008, 01:51:50 PM »

Quote from: spider on June 10, 2008, 01:47:14 PM

I'm beginning to see they aren't so great.

Lies!

Quote from: spider on June 10, 2008, 01:47:14 PM

I've gone through his porn drawer, and I'm not sure his standards regarding breasts are much to go by.

Still Asian school girls?

spider ☭ · « **Reply #11 on:** June 12, 2008, 06:18:14 PM »

No. Some kind of birthday fetish. Everyone's having a birthday.

lanky · « **Reply #12 on:** June 12, 2008, 06:33:07 PM »

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #13 on:** June 12, 2008, 06:35:59 PM »

mmmm... cake.

Superman · « **Reply #14 on:** June 13, 2008, 08:27:24 AM »

What the fuck is on that girls neck? Also, from the look of her room she's probably 16.

spider ☭ · « **Reply #15 on:** June 13, 2008, 02:03:52 PM »

Quote from: lanky on June 12, 2008, 06:33:07 PM

wha?

Think about it lanky. What kind of pornos focus on birthdays?

lanky · « **Reply #16 on:** June 15, 2008, 09:53:20 PM »

Quote from: spider on June 13, 2008, 02:03:52 PM

Quote from: lanky on June 12, 2008, 06:33:07 PM
wha?
Think about it lanky. What kind of pornos focus on birthdays?

two kinds, barely legal and prego porn

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #17 on:** June 15, 2008, 11:09:49 PM »

mmmmmm... cake.

spider ☭ · « **Reply #18 on:** June 17, 2008, 03:12:55 PM »

Pregnant porn?

Srly?

What do birthday cakes have to do with being pregnant?

lanky · « **Reply #19 on:** June 17, 2008, 03:19:19 PM »

birthday - day of birth - pregnant ladies generally give birth

Superman · « **Reply #20 on:** June 17, 2008, 03:34:32 PM »

You're telling me you didn't feed cake to your 4 hour old Cider? $:-\$

WTF Lanky?

lanky · « **Reply #21 on:** June 17, 2008, 03:46:52 PM »

yes. wait a minute. no.

spider ☭ · « **Reply #22 on:** June 17, 2008, 04:46:14 PM »

DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW, MRS BRAUNSTEIN?

Hades ☠ · « **Reply #23 on:** July 02, 2009, 06:49:28 PM »

Is it possible to get like *illegal* shit on google picture search? Coz I think I might just have and posted here - as a joke - and just deleted it as... kinda sick.

There u go. You finally know the line hades wont cross.

lanky · « **Reply #24 on:** July 03, 2009, 07:03:07 PM »

what was it? Like CP or something?

spider ☭ · « **Reply #25 on:** July 06, 2009, 02:03:59 PM »

I haven't been back to 4chan since I was scrolling down, lolling at all the harmless lulz, and suddenly saw some CP. It was very disturbing, so I'm glad you didn't post any here. In fact, you probably should be glad also, as I might have been eating your testicles for lunch instead of that disgusting mushroom polenta tart I made last night.

Although sometimes it's funny. Jones' flatmate once printed out a picture of a girl on the internet who I estimate was about 13 or 14, and stuck it to the ceiling of Jones' bedroom. I was... uh... having a rest on his bed... when I looked up to see this only somewhat pubescent naked chick masturbating herself and smiling at me. Hilarity ensued.

But as a rule, I vote we keep CP off lankyland. With a pretty face like his, lanky wouldn't do well in prison.

lanky · « **Reply #26 on:** July 06, 2009, 04:56:18 PM »

Yeah, NO CP on the forum

Hades ☠ · « **Reply #27 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:34:04 AM »

Quote from: spider on July 06, 2009, 02:03:59 PM

I haven't been back to 4chan since I was scrolling down, lolling at all the harmless lulz, and suddenly saw some CP. It was very disturbing, so I'm glad you didn't post any here. In fact, you probably should be glad also, as I might have been eating your testicles for lunch instead of that disgusting mushroom polenta tart I made last night.

Although sometimes it's funny. Jones' flatmate once printed out a picture of a girl on the internet who I estimate was about 13 or 14, and stuck it to the ceiling of Jones' bedroom. I was... uh... having a rest on his bed... when I looked up to see this only somewhat pubescent naked chick masturbating herself and smiling at me. Hilarity ensued.

But as a rule, I vote we keep CP off lankyland. With a pretty face like his, lanky wouldn't do well in prison.

Duh

The thing is, there are so many 18+ models who look -18, it CAN be hard to tell. But yes, CP is sick and disgusting - agreed. I'm amazed that it slips through the 4chan filters.

lanky · « **Reply #28 on:** July 08, 2009, 11:42:23 AM »

Quote from: Hades on July 08, 2009, 09:34:04 AM

I'm amazed that it slips through the 4chan filters.

4chan doesn't really have any filters

spider ☭ · « **Reply #29 on:** July 08, 2009, 12:06:53 PM »

I was typing up "4chan has filters?!" when lanky replied.

lanky · « **Reply #30 on:** July 08, 2009, 12:36:55 PM »

*hive mind*

Hades ☠ · « **Reply #31 on:** July 08, 2009, 01:12:43 PM »

No, it has to, otherwise the Feds would kill it... or whoever. Right?

lanky · « **Reply #32 on:** July 08, 2009, 01:38:05 PM »

the way 4chan survives is they have some mods on there but it is also very transient. Threads will only last a few hours at most. By the time to CP is up there it will be gone again before the FBI *snigger* can process it.

Superman · « **Reply #33 on:** July 08, 2009, 03:24:37 PM »

Quote from: Hades on July 08, 2009, 09:34:04 AM

4chan filters.

Hades ☠ · « **Reply #34 on:** July 08, 2009, 06:31:56 PM »

hey, okay, maybe I'm naive. I just thought.... goddam.

Ghandi · « **Reply #35 on:** July 09, 2009, 12:14:01 AM »

This thread needs more tits

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Edit: Added NSFW Tag

lanky · « **Reply #36 on:** July 09, 2009, 12:56:47 AM »

Those are some terrible tits Ghandi. Absolutely terrible.

lanky · « **Reply #37 on:** July 09, 2009, 01:27:45 AM »

Nicer tits

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Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #38 on:** July 09, 2009, 02:58:31 AM »

Quote from: lanky on July 09, 2009, 01:27:45 AM

Nicer tits

Read: younger.

Lanky's a pedo

lanky · « **Reply #39 on:** July 09, 2009, 11:12:08 AM »

Quote from: laughingnome on July 09, 2009, 02:58:31 AM

Lanky's a pedo

Like you can talk...

spider ☭ · « **Reply #40 on:** July 09, 2009, 12:48:54 PM »

Quote from: lanky on July 09, 2009, 11:12:08 AM

Quote from: laughingnome on July 09, 2009, 02:58:31 AM
Lanky's a pedo
Like you can talk...

lanky · « **Reply #41 on:** July 09, 2009, 02:09:02 PM »

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Hades ☠ · « **Reply #42 on:** July 12, 2009, 09:06:40 AM »

Quote from: lanky on July 09, 2009, 01:27:45 AM

Nicer tits
(click to show/hide)
[img]http://4cache.lankyland.com/1247019568743.jpg[/img]

She doesn't look 18.

lanky · « **Reply #43 on:** July 12, 2009, 08:15:08 PM »

I've seen some girls who are 24 who look around 16. I've never been able to tell ages

Superman · « **Reply #44 on:** July 13, 2009, 02:56:01 AM »

Color blind and age blind. It's a rough life.

Hades ☠ · « **Reply #45 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:40:17 AM »

Ha!

Yeah, I but there's a point when you're debating if she's a teenager or not. That's when I don't play ball, or even check for grass on the field.

lanky · « **Reply #46 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:37:18 AM »

Why can't people just have a tattoo that shows the age?

Superman · « **Reply #47 on:** July 13, 2009, 04:09:16 PM »

...or, you know, have sex with adults.

lanky · « **Reply #48 on:** July 13, 2009, 04:27:10 PM »

Quote from: Superman on July 13, 2009, 04:09:16 PM

...or, you know, have sex with adults.

heh

spider ☭ · « **Reply #49 on:** July 13, 2009, 04:58:08 PM »

Mandreano, Denise.... these are just some of the people you should be telling this to instead of us.

Hades ☠ · « **Reply #50 on:** July 13, 2009, 07:03:14 PM »

I actually thought about a tattoo that people would get when they are legal age. Kinda a fantasy novel thing. Bottom line is, you fake the tattoo, you had it coming. Probably in the face.

Hades ☠ · « **Reply #51 on:** September 23, 2009, 06:10:09 PM »

Quote from: lanky on July 13, 2009, 11:37:18 AM

Why can't people just have a tattoo that shows the age?
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win

Captain Kibble · « **Reply #52 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:39:42 PM »

Quote from: laughingnome on July 09, 2009, 02:58:31 AM

Quote from: lanky on July 09, 2009, 01:27:45 AM
Nicer tits
Read: younger.

Lanky's a pedo

Actually the picture he posted would more likely identify him as an Ephebophile. Ephebophilia is the attraction to people aged 15-19 which may or may not be legal depending on your countries age of consent but is actually considered perfectly normal (by shrinks) as mid to late teenagers usually have fully formed adult body features. Plus Dr. Cal Lightman said it was OK on 'Lie to Me' this week and are you going to argue with the man who went toe to toe with the Hulk? I thought not.

Chevalier laughingnome · « **Reply #53 on:** October 11, 2009, 03:49:19 PM »

Someone has clearly thought about this way too much. And for once, it's not me.

Captain Kibble · « **Reply #54 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:22:24 AM »

I think way too much about most things. It's my curse.

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Author Topic: Random Naughty Pic - NSFW (Read 8368 times)